This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
3 2 1 whiskey
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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