we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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