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Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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