Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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