My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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