She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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