No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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