Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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