He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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