i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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