your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Non-Jews are for practice
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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