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what?
penguin condom
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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