Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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