i may or may not be watching the land before time
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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