Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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