We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
its not stalking. its research.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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