My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm too high and old for this...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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