so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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