HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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