Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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