i permit you to call me
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
