Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
So vagazzling was a success
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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