Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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