Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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