you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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