apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Your penis caused this!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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