i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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