Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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