Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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