I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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