Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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