real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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