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TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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