Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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