The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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