So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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