This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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