CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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