I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This is the high leading the old right now
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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