i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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