I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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