North Korea, Best Korea!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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