Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
This toilet bowl is my home.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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