And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
