If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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