did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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