Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I would ride that face into the sunset
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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