lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
FUCK WHALES
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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