Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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