He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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