Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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