Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I have post one night stand depression
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