"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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