At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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