I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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