I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
His hands were made for my vagina.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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