Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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