I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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