these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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