and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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